Funny jokes in english

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larka : tum duniya ki pehli larki ho jis se mein ney mohabbat ki hai. . .
larki : tum duniya ke pehlay larke ho jis ke jhoot par mein ney aitbaar kya hai

larki : mein is se shadi karoon gi jis ka kaarobar bohat ouncha ho. .. .. .
larka : mujh se karlo mein minaar Pakistan ke oopar papad bachta hon. .. .. .

larka : mein aap se dosti karna chahta hon. .. . .
larki : to pehlay hamari kon si larai thi bhai. .. .. . .

aik din woh hum se mili aur boli kya tum mujhe yaad nahi karte. .. . ?
mein ney kaha. .. .
agar yaad karna itna aassan hota to hum apni classe mein taap nah kar letay

larka : tumhari zulfon se khailnay ko dil chahta hai. . .
larki ne vig utari aur kaha subah wapas kar dena mein ne college jana hai. .. . .

larka : jano hamaray pyar ke baare mein kisi ko mat batana. . .
larki : teri behan ko to zaroor bataon gi, vo kehti thi ke koi kutta hoga jo tujh se pyar kere ga. .. .. .

dost : yaar suna hai tumhare larke ko taleem ka bohat shoq hai. .. . .
dosra dost : haan shoq hai tabi to aik jamaat mein teesra saal laga raha hai. .. . .

sardar classe mein pehlay number par aaya. . .
ustaad : parh likh kar tum kya bano ge. .. ?
sardar : bank ka chokidaar janab. .. .